we're all individuals!

(i'm not)

sometime's it's all too easy to forget that the people you work with are humans, too... so i find little things like seeing graffiti in the bathroom actually kind of... heartwarming.

there are all these really condescending signs all over the place around here. the bathroom doors instruct you to OPEN DOOR SLOWLY; the staircases tell you to HOLD THE HANDRAIL; and the bathroom walls have signs that instruct you how to wash your hands! (1. soap hands 2. rub hands vigorously under warm water for 10 seconds...)

my favorite defacement is on one of the toilet seat cover dispensers. step 1 of the instructions is as follows:

place onto seat, flap facing the front of the bowl

...i guess someone in his private time on the throne took a pen knife to the message to alter it to:

place onto seat, lap front of bowl

anyhow, it's nearly time for me to kill 15 minutes before lunch, and then i only have a couple of hours until I leave work early to see revenge of the sith! and then i await the blissful arms of sleep... that certain knot of peace... the baiting-place of wit, the balm of woe... the poor man's wealth, the prisoner's release... ha, bet your blog doesn't quote sir philip sidney!